Fuck, I have little interest in cinematography and television, but I once spent six hours and dozens of firefox tabs reading pages of shit that will mean nothing to me within a week.

dude... your pic is freaking me out... i can't even look at it...

Oh, how I love that you can't really see how shitty of a job I did in low-res pictures.

This one's pretty neat too.

please don't... *shudder*

Was it MORE that you wanted?

That's pretty good.

On that last one, though, the teeth are too crisp compared to the rest of the photo. One of the little techniques I learned as a photo retoucher is to "shitty up" stuff you're compositing in.

One way to do that is to reduce the art you're cropping in way smaller than it needs to be and then scale it back up to fit. (And repeat as necessary, to get the grain close to that of the rest of the photo.)

Also, the white of the teeth should just about match the white of your eye. you can accomplish that with a Brightness/Contrast adjustment layer or some similar color move. Create a layer mask, invert it, and then brush it back in so it only affects the parts you need.

Help me this one!

I'm working with two very low resolution pictures here.



AND



TO COME UP WITH



Help me make it BETTER! =D

I'm not sure anybody should help you put together a picture that so obviously is going to be used for nefarious purposes...

It's all good, clean fun.

Now say that without twirling your mustache.

Well, it would be pretty easy to give all the guys chubbies using one of several tools in photoshop. Clone-stamping would work.

But maybe you wanted to actually make them better, in which case I am of absolutely no use.

Vex: The forum isn't big enough to need to post anything in two areas.

god damnit.
screw you gordon, i'm going to bed.

Little rule of forum etiquette: Don't tell the forum owner (or a moderator) to screw himself, even if you're joking.

Found via Miles Grover of Thinkin' Lincoln and Creep House:

A French dude, Frédéric Lebain, takes a big photo of a thing, and then holds that photo up in the place that the photo is of, and then takes a photo of that. It's really pretty awesome.